Το μόντεμ μου επιμένει να τα φτύνει όταν βρίσκει βίντεο, άρα αδυνατώ να μορφώσω ιδέα :-) Πάντως, μια που συνήθως ψάχνουμε για το δυσεύρετο και όχι το κοινότυπο, δεν θα άξιζε ποιό πολύ να ανακαλύψει κανείς έναν ανυχνευτή αλήθειας;
Δημήτρη κρίμα που δεν μπορείς να το δεις, είναι πολύ έξυπνο (...και σεξιστικό). Οι διάλογοι είναι οι παρακάτω, αν και άλλο να το βλέπεις κι άλλο να το διαβάζεις.
- So Mr. Hansen, as you know we have all prospecting employees take a lie detector test prior to joining our firm, so if you don't mind we are going to begin with a couple of control questions - Should Ι be hooked up to something? - With the old system, yes, but with the new Lie Detector 3000, it's programmed to go off when it hears you tell a lie. For example go ahead and tell an obvious lie. - Grass is blue BEEP I'm a tall black man! BEEP I've never seen Jersey Shore BEEP I Love it, Ι've never missed one... - I've heard good things. Now go ahead and say something that is true so we can properly calibrate the machine - I have a 12 inch penis - That's kind of weird, should have gone off - Why? - Because there is NO way you.... - I have a 12 inch penis... Actually Ι think it might be 13 BEEP - No?...I guess it's 12 -Wait...seriously?
- Hey Mike, you got the chance emailing me those emission statements? - Ah yeah, Ι did it last night BEEP - I...I did it this morning BEEP BEEP - ALRIGHT, Ι haven't even started yet - Well Mike, you're the best! BEEP - You suck. I'll be back at my desk working BEEP - Playing Angry Birds on my phone
- Please state your full name - Dane Christoffer Hansen - Is it true that you reside at 1444 north (something) avenue? - Yes. Apartment 3 - How do you do it man? - Oh...ehm, when Ι moved here Ι went on Westside Reynolds - Noοοοο... - It's like 88 dollars - How do you live?... With a 12 inch penis….. I mean how is that even possible? - Okay, Ι 'm getting a little uncomfortable with this line of questioning - Oh sure, Ι 'm sorry...You’re right. I just mean a 12 inch is like a freaking beef bus, you know what Ι 'm saying! - Why are you so concerned about my penis anyhow... I mean... are you gay or something? - Woowhaat?! NOOOO! BEEP! - HEY! Nobody loves pussy more than Ι do BEEP Alright... I'm a flaming homosexual, do me a favor, don't tell anybody because nobody knows BEEP Everybody knows - So wait, tell people... - No! Have you been fired from a job before? - No. BEEP - Three times - Have you ever stolen from an employer before? - No BEEP - Alright! Damn it... - How much would you say you've stolen before? - 100 dollars? BEEP - 500 dollars BEEP BEEP - So much Ι've lost count BEEP BEEP - 44,793 dollars - That's a lot of money Dane - Well... Ι had cancer BEEP - I bought a boat... and named it cancer.. - I gonna be honest Dane, this interview is going really well - Yeah? BEEP - No. This is the worst interview Ι 've ever been a part of. Normally you'd be gone, however company policy dictates i ask you one final question. - Okay - Would you ever have sex with a man in order to get a job? - No BEEP - Welcome to the firm!!!
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lol
εκ-πλη-κτι-κό!
(μ'εκανες και γελασα μεσημεριατικα:) )
Δεν έχω λόγια!
Χτυπιέμαι στα γέλια!
Επίκαιρο παρά ποτέ!
Scarlett καλησπέρα,
Σιγά που θα χάσουμε το κέφι μας!
Είναι όντως εκπληκτικό :)))
Άνευ Χ, καλησπέρα επίσης,
...βγαλμένα μέσα από την άπονη ζωή :)))))
Για να πω και του στραβού το δίκιο κι εγώ θα απορούσα με τις διαστάσεις.
Μην τον κατηγορούμε έτσι τον άνθρωπο!
Ποιόν είδες να τον κατηγορεί;
(άλλο θα ήθελα να απαντήσω, αλλά αυτό θα στο πω κατ΄ιδίαν..χαχαχαχαχα)
Χαχα! Καλό. Μάλλον δεν θα το θέλαμε ΟΛΟΙ αυτό το μηχάνημα. Μερικοί όμως perhaps, perhaps, perhaps
Το μόντεμ μου επιμένει να τα φτύνει όταν βρίσκει βίντεο, άρα αδυνατώ να μορφώσω ιδέα :-) Πάντως, μια που συνήθως ψάχνουμε για το δυσεύρετο και όχι το κοινότυπο, δεν θα άξιζε ποιό πολύ να ανακαλύψει κανείς έναν ανυχνευτή αλήθειας;
Μαρίνα, το "όλοι" που ανέφερες μου άρεσε!!!
Νομίζω ότι και να μας πλήρωναν για να το έχουμε δεν θα το θέλαμε :)
Δημήτρη κρίμα που δεν μπορείς να το δεις, είναι πολύ έξυπνο (...και σεξιστικό).
Οι διάλογοι είναι οι παρακάτω, αν και άλλο να το βλέπεις κι άλλο να το διαβάζεις.
- So Mr. Hansen, as you know we have all prospecting employees take a lie detector test prior to joining our firm, so if you don't mind we are going to begin with a couple of control questions
- Should Ι be hooked up to something?
- With the old system, yes, but with the new Lie Detector 3000, it's programmed to go off when it hears you tell a lie. For example go ahead and tell an obvious lie.
- Grass is blue
BEEP
I'm a tall black man!
BEEP
I've never seen Jersey Shore
BEEP
I Love it, Ι've never missed one...
- I've heard good things. Now go ahead and say something that is true so we can properly calibrate the machine
- I have a 12 inch penis
- That's kind of weird, should have gone off
- Why?
- Because there is NO way you....
- I have a 12 inch penis...
Actually Ι think it might be 13
BEEP
- No?...I guess it's 12
-Wait...seriously?
- Hey Mike, you got the chance emailing me those emission statements?
- Ah yeah, Ι did it last night
BEEP
- I...I did it this morning
BEEP BEEP
- ALRIGHT, Ι haven't even started yet
- Well Mike, you're the best!
BEEP
- You suck. I'll be back at my desk working
BEEP
- Playing Angry Birds on my phone
- Please state your full name
- Dane Christoffer Hansen
- Is it true that you reside at 1444 north (something) avenue?
- Yes. Apartment 3
- How do you do it man?
- Oh...ehm, when Ι moved here Ι went on Westside Reynolds
- Noοοοο...
- It's like 88 dollars
- How do you live?... With a 12 inch penis….. I mean how is that even possible?
- Okay, Ι 'm getting a little uncomfortable with this line of questioning
- Oh sure, Ι 'm sorry...You’re right. I just mean a 12 inch is like a freaking beef bus, you know what Ι 'm saying!
- Why are you so concerned about my penis anyhow... I mean... are you gay or something?
- Woowhaat?! NOOOO!
BEEP!
- HEY! Nobody loves pussy more than Ι do
BEEP
Alright... I'm a flaming homosexual, do me a favor, don't tell anybody because nobody knows
BEEP
Everybody knows
- So wait, tell people...
- No!
Have you been fired from a job before?
- No.
BEEP
- Three times
- Have you ever stolen from an employer before?
- No
BEEP
- Alright! Damn it...
- How much would you say you've stolen before?
- 100 dollars?
BEEP
- 500 dollars
BEEP BEEP
- So much Ι've lost count
BEEP BEEP
- 44,793 dollars
- That's a lot of money Dane
- Well... Ι had cancer
BEEP
- I bought a boat... and named it cancer..
- I gonna be honest Dane, this interview is going really well
- Yeah?
BEEP
- No. This is the worst interview Ι 've ever been a part of.
Normally you'd be gone, however company policy dictates i ask you one final question.
- Okay
- Would you ever have sex with a man in order to get a job?
- No
BEEP
- Welcome to the firm!!!
Καταπληκτικό!
FANTASTIC!
Γέλασα!
BEEP
ΟΚ, Γέλασα με την καρδιά μου!
Όσο για τις ίντσες, size doesn't matter!
BEEP BEEP
Pfffff, size! who cares?
BEEP BEEP BEEP :))
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